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Measurements of Masculinity (old version)

from i am frozen with joy by dinner the band

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when i was a little kid i would tuck my dick between my legs
and pretend that i was a little girl
i was less than nine years old, i didn't care what i'd been told
i was born with it, so it was mine to mould
i always knew i was barely a man right before i could barely stand
i didn't wanna have hairy hands
and to drink some shit from a fucking can

[but i don't think it should matter]
[the length of my peepee]
[who gives a fuck if i'm not playing football in my dreams]
[it's just measurements of masculinity]

when i discovered the internet, i found out there was more than chicks
and i was getting pretty lonely too
i met someone who will not be named, he did despicable things despite of my age
but i'm thankful for the things that he taught me about my life
i met someone who offered me sex, i politely declined their intriguing request
i'm thankful that i was so self-aware

[but i don't think it should matter]
[the length of my peepee]
[who gives a fuck if i'm not playing football in my dreams]
[it's just measurements of masculinity]
[it's just measurements of masculinity]

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from i am frozen with joy, released February 26, 2018

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sad and happy up and down anti-folk music from south west england

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