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if i come back as a zombie
your brains would be on the chef's specials
i would eat it with the best of the pus and mud and shit
if i come back as a vampire
your blood would be the finest reddest wine
i would drink it all the time
and not just to keep me alive
if i'm reincarnated
i'd make sure to live on as your pet
i could watch you get dressed
and be there for you when you're depressed
but if i don't come back at all
yeah if i don't come back at all
i hope you buy me a nice gravestone
if i come back as a ghost
i'd use your best friend's body as my host
i could be just like before
i'd still love you the most
if i come back as a poltergeist
all of the things i throw would be real nice
i'd throw you flowers and drinks with ice on valentines' day
if i could be an apparition
i'd haunt you for years without your permission
i'd be that weird out of key whistling you hear
but if i don't come back at all
yeah if i don't come back at all
i hope you buy me a nice gravestone
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skateboard tricks and sucking dicks
i can't wait for my next fix
it seems pretty cool but i aint shit
catch me selling lego bricks
i spend all day just lying in bed
screaming til my eyes go red
i'm pretty broke but i'm well fed
living off this stolen bread
go and call the doctor to get my next load of medicine
but there's not a cure for me
when i live this life of sin
i'm a liar and a theif so i will steal and i will lie
i'll tell my friends i love them when i really hope that they all die
when you think about it life isn't really all that bad
we can make ourselves happy while we're making others sad
and that's what separates me from you and your fucking saint
i really dont give a fuck 'bout shit but singing songs and huffing paint
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if i keep waking up at 2pm
maybe you'll take pity on me
if i don't get kicked out of school today
maybe i'll be able to stay
my friend i'm at the end of my rope
there is nowhere left to go
i didn't listen in gym class
i guess this is what happened when you hope that things will just pass
now i'm eating cereal at least twice a day
'cause i can't keep myself awake
i'm destroying my life and upsetting my friends
all because sometimes i just wish it would end
but i don't have anywhere left to go
so i'll drive round in circles just hoping i'll know
where to find you, wherever you'll be
i am sorry but i still think that you belong with me
but i blew it too many times to see
i'll remember the times we spent, for better or worse
'til i end up inside of a coffin
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fuck me sideways i think i've got a disease again
i'm sick of all these people telling me that i'm their friend
i think you should hate me, 'cause i'm not a good person anymore
i don't think you should hang around me or come to my house
i'm rude as fuck but i am still as timid as a mouse
my landlord wants me out by the end of the fucking week
i'm not sure how
i should express myself
so i'll hold it in like i did before
i'm not a good person anymore
for days on end i've tried pulling myself out of this bed
i'm missing all your calls because i'd rather cry instead
wallowing in pity is my favourite way to pass the time
i play guitar until my fingers wear down to the bone
block out everyone i know and block you from my phone
the only thing i'm good for is telling people it really is that bad
i'm not sure how
i should express myself
so i'll hold it in like i did before
i'm not a good person anymore
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you're getting older, losing all your friends
watching them all lose their minds
so you're looking for something to help you out
looking for something to help you find a way
away
you decide you're not having a midlife crisis
midlife requires being alive
and halfway through
i'm sorry i don't go to your shows
i'm sorry that i never show
i'm sorry that i never watched home alone
until i was sixteen years old
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when i was a little kid i would tuck my dick between my legs
and pretend that i was a little girl
i was less than nine years old, i didn't care what i'd been told
i was born with it, so it was mine to mould
i always knew i was barely a man right before i could barely stand
i didn't wanna have hairy hands
and to drink some shit from a fucking can
[but i don't think it should matter]
[the length of my peepee]
[who gives a fuck if i'm not playing football in my dreams]
[it's just measurements of masculinity]
when i discovered the internet, i found out there was more than chicks
and i was getting pretty lonely too
i met someone who will not be named, he did despicable things despite of my age
but i'm thankful for the things that he taught me about my life
i met someone who offered me sex, i politely declined their intriguing request
i'm thankful that i was so self-aware
[but i don't think it should matter]
[the length of my peepee]
[who gives a fuck if i'm not playing football in my dreams]
[it's just measurements of masculinity]
[it's just measurements of masculinity]
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Cancer
01:51
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i hope that you develop cancer
but i hope that you don't die from it
i hope that it makes you realise
that people are all made to die
i'm sorry if i sound like an asshole
but you don't know where i've been
i've been trapped in a place so dark and cold
i wouldn't let anybody in
i hope that your dog gets sick
i hope we have to watch him die
i hope that it makes you realise
that people are all made to die.
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Speed Demon
02:02
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speed demon
is my favourite michael jackson song
it is also a descriptive term
for nothing about me
i am slow
sexual predators
line the streets
sexual deviance
lives deep inside of me
i am nothing
i feel nothing
speed demon
is the best ever michael jackson song
it is also a descriptive term
for nothing about me
i am slow
i am slow
i am slow
i am slow
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i wish that i could
wish upon a star
even though my wishes so far have taken me nowhere
i guess that an astroid hurdling through space
bears more astronomical wishfulness than some candles on my birthday cake
or the penny in the fountain
the spider on my arm
the penny on my driveway or the bird shit on my car
my sister broke a mirror
when she was really young
and she's suffered all her life so far but more than seven years so that's dumb
catch me walking under every ladder left outside
if luck was coming my way then it better run and hide
but it's better safe than sorry
i know, i know
i know
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Worry
02:27
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one day you will die i just hope it's after me
if i'm already dead then i'm unable to feel anything
but maybe if i'm alive i could still feel the same way
although human are humans
even when humans fuck you up
sometimes it scares me more to think about death than my life
my dreams are more powerful than anything that happens in my life
so i hope i lose my teeth every day and every night
when morning comes around i'll wake up cold and sweating like a pig
and worry myself to sleep, worry myself to sleep every night
i'll worry myself to sleep, worry myself to sleep every night
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my car breaks down once a month
it's always the same fucking problems
i refuse to solve them
i'll take it as analagies
i'm unwilling to solve all my problems
or pay for my fillings
when they dig up these bones they'll find nothing but cash
and pleas from my family to fix what i had
i'll board myself indoors and i'll break all my oars
leave me stranded at sea where my words will hurt nobody
if a tree falls and there's noone to hear it
i can drive on an open road and just stop
steering
i drive up hills in second gear
the engine is screaming at me
it's unfair let me leave
and i'll find it all funny til' we run out of cash
but maybe i'll win it all back
but do i deserve this? are my skills gonna surface
i wonder, i wonder, has anybody heard this?
i wonder, i wonder, when will i come clean?
my breakthrough is now
but i don't wanna sound mean
i'll drop everything i have
i'll betray all my friends
and just so my enemies meet their ends
but i wonder, i wonder
do i deserve this?
i wonder, i wonder
is it all
worthless
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